In the beginning, there was football. And the Lord said "I shall divide football
games into halves." Between those halves there was a void, without form or entertainment.
So the Lord said, "Let there be Marching Bands!" And they were good. As the years and the
bands marched by, a second void formed -- in the minds of the fans -- for they were bored.
And lo, in the year 1970, there appeared a special group of performers to fill this void.
Pledging to entertain the masses and rid halftime of evil commercial marketing, these crusaders
ventured forward courageously. This group was called The MOB, and there was much rejoicing.
-- from the Book of John (Dillinger, that is) and Rice vs. U. of Michigan, 2000
Why not check out the show script archive,
Eternal Staff List,
or the Origins of the MOB?
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