Plastic, metal, and multiple reeds.
These were the ingredients chosen
To create the perfect MOB section.
But Professor Utonium accidentally
Added an extra ingredient to the concoction--
Thus, The Clarinet Section was born!
Using their ultra-super powers
With capes, spunk, and superfly dance moves,
They have dedicated their lives to fighting crime
And the forces of evil.
(Namely, the larger, louder brass sections.)
If you have any questions concerning the crime-fightiest, most musical, wackiest, cape-iest section, email at Sana Yaklur at say1 (at) rice.edu.
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