mobclarinets
Welcome to the home of the coolest section in the MOB, that's right! The CLARINETS!!!
Check out our member bios.
Wondering if you should be in the clarinet section?
If you agree with any of the items on the follow list (or even if you don't),
you should consider joining us!
Signs you should be in the clarinet section:
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You play the Bb Clarinet, Eb Clarinet, Alto Clarinet, Bass Clarinet, or
even the Contra-Alto or Contra-Bass Clarinet (and also have beastly biceps).
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You play another instrument but know that clarinet is actually the coolest instrument.
- You hum video game music while walking across campus.
- You've ever used a high G to torture someone.
- You like glowsticks.
- You have super-powers that few know about.
- You've participated or wanted to participate in a lightsaber duel.
- You're never on time to anything (especially sectionals).
- You voted for Stephen Colbert in the South Carolina presidential primaries.
- You can do all the cool horn moves and play crazy technique at the same time!
- You like playing the only real woodwind in the band.
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You consider yourself weirder than most of your friends. As Chuck said earlier,
"The MOB is the only band I've ever been in where the clarinets were the
weird section."
- You've worn a cape.
- You like board games.
- Your goal in life is to be better than the saxophones.
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You're ok with being overpowered by the trumpets because you know that you
have more skill than them, and you're a million times more humble as they are,
too.
- You are awesome!
Join the clarinet section today and participate in all of our amazing traditions!
Here are just a few:
- Before every game we run (literally) through the Shepherd School of Music.
- We wear crazy-colored capes to a game.
- We have a couple of really awesome section tunes (including Tetris and the opening theme from Halo)!
- We have section dinners (where we definitely do not eat all the sugar packets before we've ordered).
- We continually try to get the DMs to like us more than they like the saxophones.
If you have questions, want more info or want a really cheesy band-related joke that
you can tell your roommate, e-mail Robyn.
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