Section Leader
Robyn Moscowitz
Wiess College
2012
Computer Science
Is allergic to hamsters.
Click a name to view that person's mad-lib biography.
(name) (who prefers to be called (proper noun)), loves (action) in The MOB and especially in the clarinet section! As it turns out, the clarinet section is full of very (adjective) people! (name), for example, grew up in (location) where s/he liked to (verb) with the local (plural noun). Now that s/he's in college, s/he spends most of his/her time (action) and (action). Since coming to Rice, s/he's done some pretty (adjective) things. One time, (name) and (proper noun) went (location) and got arrested for (action) in front of a(n) (noun)! That's a great story! Ask him/her about it some time (but be sure not to mention the (plural noun)... it makes him/her (adjective) and s/he usually starts screaming " (quote)"). (name) is a really (adjective) (noun)! Take my (noun) for it!
I graduated from Texas A&M University, class of 1987, in Economics, but I have been working for the Chemistry department here at Rice University for over 18 years and have played in the MOB/BOB since December, 1993.
Brown College, 2010 — English & Psychology
Sarah (who prefers to be called Methuselah), loves blathering in The MOB and especially in the clarinet section! As it turns out, the clarinet section is full of very brackish people! Sarah, for example, grew up up yours where she liked to flagellate with the local persimmons. Now that she's in college, she spends most of her time floundering and flailing. Since coming to Rice, she's done some pretty mawkish things. One time, Sarah and Marjorie went beneath the Atlantic ocean and got arrested for caterwauling in front of a(n) albedo! That's a great story! Ask her about it some time (but be sure not to mention the Pembroke welsh corgis... it makes her German and she usually starts screaming " As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable – until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but a human head!"). Sarah is a really savoury plesiosaur! Take my capercaillie for it!
Wiess College, 2012
T.J. (who prefers to be called Abraham Lincoln), loves skiing in The MOB and especially in the clarinet section! As it turns out, the clarinet section is full of very organized people! T.J., for example, grew up in my room where he liked to see with the local tomatoes. Now that he's in college, he spends most of his time basking and drifting. Since coming to Rice, he's done some pretty prideful things. One time, T.J. and Jessica Manriquez went to Austin and got arrested for prowling in front of a(n) egg! That's a great story! Ask him about it some time (but be sure not to mention the potatoes... it makes him gleeful and he usually starts screaming " That which is fried must be eaten!"). T.J. is a really rotten tea! Take my dresser for it!
Martel College, 2010 — Bio Engineering
Andy is lame and didn't fill out a mad-lib.
Brown College, 2010 — Psychology
Denver (who prefers to be called Cue Ball), loves marching in The MOB and especially in the clarinet section! As it turns out, the clarinet section is full of very purple people! Denver, for example, grew up in South Park where he liked to duplicate with the local penguins. Now that he's in college, he spends most of his time creaming and snowballing. Since coming to Rice, he's done some pretty loquacious things. One time, Denver and Jamie Sammis went to the band hall and got arrested for duplicating in front of a(n) score! That's a great story! Ask him about it some time (but be sure not to mention the pores... it makes him voluptuous and she usually starts screaming " Never give up. Never Surrender."). Denver is a really asymptotic parka! Take my ball for it!
Jones College, 2011 — Mechanical Engineering
Alex (who prefers to be called Stephen Colbert), loves joculating in The MOB and especially in the clarinet section! As it turns out, the clarinet section is full of very seductive people! Alex, for example, grew up in The Black Forest where he liked to smother the local infants. Now that he's in college, he spends most of his time transcending and collecting. Since coming to Rice, he's done some pretty fuzzy things. One time, Alex and Ryan Kruse went to Chinatown and got arrested for reproducing in front of a(n) squirrel! That's a great story! Ask him about it some time (but be sure not to mention the heroes... it makes him whimsical and he usually starts screaming " A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having!"). Alex is a really honest lawyer! Take my fedora for it!
Lovett College, 2012 — Bio Engineering
Allie (who prefers to be called Rice University), loves swinging in The MOB and especially in the clarinet section! As it turns out, the clarinet section is full of very leaking people! Allie, for example, grew up in a grocery store where she liked to grab the local mice. Now that she's in college, she spends most of her time flipping and whistling. Since coming to Rice, she's done some pretty psychotic things. One time, Allie and Alex J. went to a homeless shelter and got arrested for dripping in front of a(n) laptop! That's a great story! Ask her about it some time (but be sure not to mention the puppies... it makes her fleeting and she usually starts screaming " With great power comes great responsibility!"). Allie is a really depressing box! Take my memory for it!
Lovett College, 2010 — Political Science & Sport Management
Vanessa (who prefers to be called Snoopy), loves frolicking in The MOB and especially in the clarinet section! As it turns out, the clarinet section is full of very inquisitive people! Vanessa, for example, grew up in The Alamo where she liked to prepare with the local shoes. Now that she's in college, she spends most of her time thanking and promising. Since coming to Rice, she's done some pretty troubled things. One time, Vanessa and Jamie S. went to O.K. Corral and got arrested for complaining in front of a(n) TV! That's a great story! Ask her about it some time (but be sure not to mention the guitars... it makes her cautious and she usually starts screaming " I'm your Huckleberry!"). Vanessa is a really clever football! Take my dog for it!
Wiess College, 2012 — Computer Science
Robyn (who prefers to be called Batman), loves panicking in The MOB and especially in the clarinet section! As it turns out, the clarinet section is full of very flamboyant people! Robyn, for example, grew up in Disneyworld where she liked to lick the local golf carts. Now that she's in college, she spends most of her time trespassing and manipulating. Since coming to Rice, she's done some pretty festive things. One time, Robyn and Alex J. went to Amsterdam and got arrested for tempting in front of a(n) sailboat! That's a great story! Ask her about it some time (but be sure not to mention the engineers... it makes her mischievous and she usually starts screaming " Let's look death in the face and say, 'Whatever, man!'"). Sarah is a really voluptuous sombrero! Take my cheese for it!
Wiess College, 2011 — Chemical Engineering
Neil (who prefers to be called Wiess), loves playing in The MOB and especially in the clarinet section! As it turns out, the clarinet section is full of very interesting people! Neil, for example, grew up at Rice where he liked to see the local ideas. Now that he's in college, he spends most of his time eating and sleeping. Since coming to Rice, he's done some pretty curious things. One time, Neil and Denver went to Orlando and got arrested for jumping in front of a(n) mug! That's a great story! Ask him about it some time (but be sure not to mention the computers... it makes him fast and he usually starts screaming " Why does Rice play Texas?!"). Neil is a really green music! Take my clarinet for it!
Brown College, 2010 — Cognitive Science & Psychology
Jamie (who prefers to be called Quidditch), loves flying in The MOB and especially in the clarinet section! As it turns out, the clarinet section is full of very magical people! Jamie, for example, grew up on Platform Nine and Three-Quarters where she liked to usurp the local unicorns. Now that she's in college, she spends most of her time scrutinizing and casting. Since coming to Rice, she's done some pretty mediocre things. One time, Jamie and George Weasley went to Madam Puddifoot's and got arrested for schlepping in front of angst! That's a great story! Ask her about it some time (but be sure not to mention the muggles... it makes her mystical and she usually starts screaming " Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"). Jamie is a really stunning bludger! Take my house elf for it!
Marjorie was once a clarinet; alas, she is now a Show Assistant.
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