Show Assistants: Members
What are all these people doing in my closet?
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This page will be updated after we find out who will be joining us this year in the
SA closet. In the mean time, meet your 2006-2007 SA Staff!
The 2004-2005 Show Assistants are amazing! We can do anything,
and probably will, during this season. With so many SAs, be on the lookout
for huge props and crazy costumes!
Most of these photos were taken at the September 5th game versus the
University of Houston.
Rice won, 10-7, and the MOB won, one really
awesome halftime to one kinda okay halftime!
All names from left or clockwise from lower left.
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Michael Friedman, Closet Monkey
Alias: Not So Tall Mike
College/Year: Baker 2006
Major: Computer Science
Fact: Put them back!
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Matt Gen
Alias: Geometrically Godlike
College/Year: Jones 2006
Major: Computer Science
Fact: Will masochistically do theater EVERY semester, even if it kills him.
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Jack Blanton
Alias: Laurie the Medical Illustrator
College/Year: Sid Rich 2008
Major: Electrical Engineering
Fact: Has been to Antarctica.
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Jonathan Braun, Producer
Alias: The Yellow Dart
College/Year: Jones 2006
Major: Biochemistry (Premed)
Fact: The MCAT ate my brain!
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Michael Loughry, Producer
Alias: Tall Mike
College/Year: Brown 2006
Major: Computer Science
Fact: Killer coding ninja monkeys DO exist!
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Jeff Morrow
Alias: The Spam Man
College/Year: Sid Rich 2006
Major: Computer Science
Fact: Once ate cat food for seven dollars.
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Manny de la Mora
Alias: Great and Omniscient Peanut, Generalisimo
College/Year: Brown 2003
Major: Anthropology
Fact: Currently attending culinary school to learn how to cook for fun and profit.
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Megan Mulholland
Alias: M&M
College/Year: Sid Rich 2008
Major: HUMD
Fact: This isn't my fact!
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Laura Krumland
Alias: Panda
College/Year: Sid Rich 2008
Major: CAAM
Fact: This isn't my fact!
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Artemis Harbert
Alias: Arlemis
College/Year: Sid Rich 2008
Major: Geology
Fact: Likes guys with metal teeth.
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Alex Brewer III
Alias: Brewski
College/Year: Sid Rich 2008
Major: EGGD
Fact: This isn't my fact!
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Claire Hein
Alias: Miss Double Espresso
College/Year: Sid Rich 2008
Major: Poli Sci/Asian Studies
Fact: My life's goal is to go to Antarctica.
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Annie Jones
Alias: Annie Banannie
College/Year: Sid Rich 2008
Major: Physics? Mechie? Something science-related... probably.
Fact: I can do flips and wiggle my ears.
I can almost always find an excuse to spaz out and
become really hyper for no reason!
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Jon Allison
Alias: Zoom Zoom
College/Year: Sid Rich 2008
Major: Mechanical Engineering
Fact: The natural log of -1 is pi*i! And also I like jumping hedges.
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Mark Pond
Alias: Mathemagician
College/Year: Jones 2006
Major: Chemical Engineering and Math
Fact: Hey baby, I do math!
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Kim Bennett
Alias: Kimmiecat
College/Year: Brown 2008
Major: Bioengineering
Fact: I love Eeyore. Even though he's nothing like me.
He's just lovably depressing.
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Scott Esterholm
Alias: The Chief... or ..."pi"Cos
College/Year: Jones 2007
Major: Chemical Engineering
Fact: I'm Fast...try to run with me!
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Nicole Cragin
Alias: Niki
College/Year: Winter Park HS, 2007
Major: Dude, I'm still in high school, gimme a year or two here!
Fact: Co-founded the CIA: Cellists In Action
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Lauren Bertanzetti, MOB Webmistress
Alias: Italian Soprano
College/Year: Sid Rich 2006
Major: Computer Science
Fact: I love cats! How can you not with their cute faces?
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Brenton Loeffelman
Alias: Wrenchman
College/Year: Hanszen 2008
Major: EGGD
Fact: I'm a guy! With a big power tool!
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Bob Billingsley
Alias: The Bob
College/Year: Hanszen 2006
Major: HUMD
Fact: I am the man of a thousand voices. Or at least twenty. Five? Three?
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Brad Machen
Alias: Saber Tooth Snail
College/Year: Brown 2007
Major: History
Fact: Once bit a prop axe... before he was a Show Assistant.
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Zack McLemore, Closet Monkey
Alias: The Management
College/Year: Martel 2006
Major: Anthropology
Fact: Came out of the SA Closet to become a bisectional with the percussionists.
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Kristofer "Baron Von" Zarling, MOB Equipment Manager
Alias: See above, you lazy person!
College/Year: Will Rice 2007
Major: Physics and Math
Fact: His beard is a separate entity, planning on majoring in Anthropology and English.
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Missed getting photo'd at the Sept 5 game, but are still excellent SA's:
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Stephanie Zimmerman, Executive Producer
Alias: The Paragon of G&P
College/Year: Jones 2006
Major: Cognitive Science and Visual Art
Fact: Maybe THIS year I'll be able to successfully blade down the Tunnel...
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Keith F. Goodnight, Perpetual SA
Alias: THE GOODNIGHT
College/Year: Hanszen 1986
Major: Biology
Fact: Show Assistant for 17 years until that darned job-needing problem yanked
me out of Houston (darn the luck). Hopefully will be on all the mailing
lists forever and ever.
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Alan Maness
Alias: SA-Alan
College/Year: Forever volunteering
Major: Commercial Art
Fact: Molecular Science and Graphic Art can truly be combined!
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Phil Redman
Alias: Vlarnak
College/Year: Baker 2007
Major: NSCD
Fact: I am the flamingo fedora.
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Jedediah Shepard
Alias: JJ
College/Year: Martel 2008
Major: Computer Science
Fact: Most elephants weigh less than a blue whale's tongue.
(I read it somewhere on the internet. I don't know if it's true.
It's interesting to think about though!)
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Chris Jackson
Alias: Action Jackson
College/Year: Brown 2008
Major: Mechanical Engineering
Fact: beans spelled backwards is snaeb. Let's go Snaebing.
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