Laura Berwick
Not around much now.
I really do exist, y'all.
See you in the spring?
I really do exist, y'all.
See you in the spring?
Julia Botev
Small trumpet player
Loud playing but shitty range
Bites hard when provoked
Loud playing but shitty range
Bites hard when provoked
John "Grungy" Gladu
Thirty some odd years
And there's more where that came from.
I'm louder than you
And there's more where that came from.
I'm louder than you
Dexter Gutierrez
The youngest trumpet
I'm still only eleven
Ha! Take that, The Boy
I'm still only eleven
Ha! Take that, The Boy
Roy Ha
Please, I beg you, don't
Chant, "Roy's our boy, Roy's our boy"
Patriot pirate
Chant, "Roy's our boy, Roy's our boy"
Patriot pirate
Rochelle Herbst
Lyric soprano
Violinist and trumpet
Ro, primadonna
Violinist and trumpet
Ro, primadonna
Eric Johnson
Just to let you know
I keep spare eyes in a jar
-MonocularMan
I keep spare eyes in a jar
-MonocularMan
Bill Kazmierski
It's true, I admit.
I'm a lazy fuggin' bum.
I leap: "I'm Okay!"
I'm a lazy fuggin' bum.
I leap: "I'm Okay!"
Patrick Kruse
Gettin' hitched in June
You say 'evil' like it's bad...
I'm not a hobbit
You say 'evil' like it's bad...
I'm not a hobbit
Bill Massie
Wacky old fart guy
Big Bill is mostly harmless
Just don't play "Stripper"
Big Bill is mostly harmless
Just don't play "Stripper"
Fighter McWarrior
I like swords and I
like sword-chucks but I love you
very, very much.
like sword-chucks but I love you
very, very much.
Joey Suttle
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they make no sense
Umm, try the churros?
But sometimes they make no sense
Umm, try the churros?
Raymond Throckmorton
I'm not the youngest
But they still call me The Boy
Also, not-so-Bill
But they still call me The Boy
Also, not-so-Bill
Lynne Tupper
Insert something here
Fifteen haikus is a lot
Lynne needs a haiku.
Fifteen haikus is a lot
Lynne needs a haiku.
Erik Welsh
Instrument of God.
Look, I'm a daddy. Who knew?
(Probably Kerri)
Look, I'm a daddy. Who knew?
(Probably Kerri)
