to the Tubas!
About the Tubas
Hey there, I’m Derrick Torres, Sousaphone Supreme. If you’re reading this, you’re either going to play tuba or just want to make fun of my writing. Either way, welcome to the tuba section. As a member of tuba section you’ll enjoy benefits such as:
- Being able to dance to anything just by swinging your sousaphone bell around
- A sweet tongue for your bell (be sure to brush twice a day)
- Getting to have another group of friends that are morally obligated to hang out with you
- Being a part of the objectively best section in the band
If you’re interested in any of this or just want to make a lot of noise with a sousaphone, well we don’t have auditions so there’s nothing stopping you from joining just to be obnoxious. We encourage it. Hope to see you soon.
If you’re interested in joining the tubas section, sign up here!