Scripts

Here, you’ll find a list of past halftime scripts for your reading enjoyment. Long as the list is, it’s still not long enough! Former MOBsters who are hoarding old scripts that aren’t included here, please contact the webmagister or bands@rice.edu. We’re missing lots of good scripts, including many of the old ones, most of the early 00’s, and all of the early 80’s. Help!

Special thanks go out to John “Grungy” Gladu, whose hard work and tireless dedication make such a page possible.

 

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“The Wizardly Show”
UH, Sep 9, 2023
“The Groovy Show”
TSU, Sep 16, 2023
“The Fam Show”
ECU, Sep 30, 2023
“The Pac-Man Show”
UH, Sep 11, 2021
“The Onion Show”
TSU, Sep 25, 2021
“The Quantum Show”
Southern Miss, Oct 2, 2021
“The Alamo Heist”
@ UTSA, Oct 16, 2021
“The Squid Game Show”
UNT, Oct 30, 2021
“The Pokemon Show”
WKU, Nov 13, 2021
The “KISS” Show
Wake Forest, Sep 6, 2019
“Texas is Back! to the Future”
UT, Sep 14, 2019
“Star Bears”
Baylor, Sep 21, 2019
“The Non-Newsworthy Karaoke Show”
LA Tech, Sep 28, 2019
“The Spooky Scary Show”
Southern Miss, Oct 26, 2019
“The 2019 Homecoming Show”
Marshall, Nov 2, 2019
“Scooby Doo Meets Santana: The Texas Theft”
UNT, Nov 23, 2019
Pregame 2019

“The Emo Show”
UTEP, Mar 5, 2020
“What a Year It Has Been”
PVAMU, Aug 25, 2018
“Get Out of My Swamp”
UH, Sep 1, 2018
The “Pink Floyd Show” Show
UTSA, Oct 6, 2018
The “Blasting Off” Show
UAB, Oct 13, 2018
The “Politics Is a No-No” Show
UTEP, Nov 3, 2018
The “Tech Savvy” Show
@ LA Tech, Nov 10, 2018
The “Star” Show
ODU, Nov 24, 2018
“The Title (is) Nine”
Baylor, Sep 16, 2016
“The MOB Drinks to Forget”
UNT, Sep 24, 2016
“We R Family”
UTSA, Oct 15, 2016
“Flash MOB”
PVAMU, Oct 22, 2016
“Spoopy Places”
@ LA Tech, Oct 29, 2016
“Owl-ection Show Time”
FAU, Nov 5, 2016
“Minor Thoughts”
UTEP, Nov 19, 2016
“Cash, Hash, Dash”
UCLA, Aug 30, 2012
“Mrs. Bailiff & Mr. Miggins Pregame”/”OWLympics”
Marshall, Sep 22, 2012
UH, Sep 29, 2012
UTSA, Oct 13, 2012 “Cthulu”
Southern Miss, Oct 27, 2012
“Interstate Research Project”
@ Tulane, Nov 3, 2012
“Going out with a Bane”
SMU, Nov 17, 2012
Armed Forces Bowl
Air Force, Dec 29, 2012
“You(r’re) NUTS”
UT, Sep 4, 2010
“Inception”
Northwestern, Sep 18, 2010
“This Old Stadium”
Baylor, Sep 25, 2010
“BROpocalypse Now”
SMU, Oct 2, 2010
“As Seen On TV”
UH, Oct 16, 2010
“Alcohol, Crabs, and Segal. Oh my!”
@ Tulane, Nov 13, 2010
“Arr! Here be a halftime!”
East Carolina, Nov 20, 2010
“How to Train Your Vuvu”
UAB, Nov 27, 2010
“Copy Cat Commodores”
Vanderbilt, Sep 26, 2009
“Social Networking”
Tulsa, Oct 3, 2009
“Shortest Halftime Ever”
Navy, Oct 10, 2009
“Halftime: Interrupted”
UCF, Oct 24, 2009
“Geo-soap-litical”
@ SMU, Nov 7, 2009
“Rice: 3009”
Tulane, Nov 14, 2009
“Come to El Paso… Please?”
UTEP, Nov 21, 2009
“Viral Video”
@ Houston, Nov 28, 2009
“Fauxlympics”
SMU, Aug 29, 2008
“An Extended Simile”
UNT, Sep 27, 2008
“The Situation in Brief”
Southern Miss, Oct 18, 2008
“Voodoo Memories”
@ Tulane, Oct 25, 2008
“A Rice Carol”
Army, Nov 8, 2008
“Half-Baked”
Marshall, Nov 22, 2008
“Toasts and Roasts”
Houston, Nov 29, 2008
Texas Bowl
Western Michigan, Dec 30, 2008
“J. Fred Pre-game”/”Summer Recap”
Nicholls St, Sep 1, 2007
“The War in the Middle Yeast”
TTU, Sep 15, 2007
“Book ’em, Horns!”
@ Texas, Sep 22, 2007
“Donnie Didn’t Duck”
@ UH, Oct 13, 2007
“Sport Scum Olympics”
Memphis, Oct 20, 2007
“Hail Poetry”
UTEP, Nov 3, 2007
“Squirrels”
Tulane, Nov 17, 2007
“Todd Graham’s Inferno”
Tulsa, Nov 24, 2007
“The Sensitive Owl Band”
UH, Sep 2, 2006
“KMOB Radio”
UT, Sep 16, 2006
“One For the Road”
@ Tulane, Oct 7, 2006
“O’ Cowbell, How We Bang Ye”
UAB, Oct 14, 2006
“Piracy is a Lifestyle Choice”
ECU, Nov 18, 2006
“Dial-A-MOB”
SMU, Nov 25, 2006
“BCS Bowl Show”
New Orleans Bowl
Troy, Dec 22, 2006
“A Tribute to Zero”
UH, Aug 31, 2002
“Michigan is a Pretty Crazy Place”
@ Mich. State, Sep 7, 2002
“What do we do with the Astrodome?”
LA Tech, Oct 5, 2002
Known missing shows:
Fresno St, Sep 28, 2002
SMU, Oct 26, 2002
Hawaii, Nov 16, 2002
The “Dr. Gillis’ Evil Clone’s Evil Plan” Show or… “This is really just an excuse for the SAs to dress-up like Smurfs”
Duke, Sep 8, 2001
Known missing shows:
UH, Sep 1, 2001
Boise St, Oct 6, 2001
Nevada, Oct 20, 2001
@ LA Tech, Oct 27, 2001
Tulsa, Nov 10, 2001
UTEP, Nov 17, 2001
“Sport Marketing Show”
SMU, Sep 5, 1998
“Devil with the Purple Suit”
Northwestern, Sep 19, 1998
“Good Idea/Bad Idea”
@ Texas, Sep 26, 1998
“MS MOB ’98”
Tulsa, Oct 17, 1998
“Homecoming x 8”
UNLV, Nov 14, 1998
“Christmas ’98”
@ Air Force, Nov 21, 1998
Summer Recap
Air Force, Sep 6, 1997
EtOH
@ Tulane, Sep 13, 1997
Selling Out
Texas, Sep 27, 1997
The 200th Show
TCU, Nov 8, 1997
“Olympian Summer Recap”
Sam Houston State, Sep 26, 1992
The “Wild Kingdom” Show
Texas, Oct 3, 1992
Columbus Quincentennial
SMU, Oct 10, 1992
Nightline
@ A&M, Oct 17, 1992
“Useless Products”
TTU, Nov 7, 1992

Arthurian Reprise
Baylor, Nov 14, 1992
007 meets Gilligan’s Isle
Navy, Nov 21, 1992
Radio Talk Show
@ UH, Nov 28, 1992
“Ruthless People”
SMU, Sep 13, 1986
“Alcohol”
TSU, Sep 20, 1986
“The Oil Slump”
UT, Oct 4, 1986
TTU, Oct 18, 1986 “The Immigrants”
@ A&M, Oct 25, 1986
“Evolution”
Baylor, Nov 15, 1986
Air Force, Nov 22, 1986 “101 Things”
@ UH, Nov 29, 1986
“Performing Arts in Houston”
@ SMU, Sep 8 1979
“Oklahoma!”
Oklahoma, Sep 29, 1979
“Frog”
TCU, Oct 13, 1979
“A Few Remarx”
UT, Oct 26, 1974